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Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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