How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
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