Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
He's a Shit stain on my heart
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I need to calm my uterus...
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