Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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