U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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