There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
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