Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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