I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
you threw up in someones recycling bin and left a note apologizing. how drunk do you think you were?!
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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