I think we should boobie trap our beer this time using duct tape, rubber bands, seran wrap, and urine. Trust me I have a plan and it will work.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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