so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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