I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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