? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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