All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
I can't turn off my feet"
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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