I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
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