Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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