You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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