she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
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