Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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