I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
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