No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
i believe in u and ur pee
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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