Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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