kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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