dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
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