But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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