I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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