drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
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