I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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