On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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