you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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