Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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