talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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