whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I hate when you've made an ugly girl's day by having sex with her, and then she gets greedy and wants to cuddle after you cum.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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