Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
She's like a pop up book from hell.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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