I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
Omg I just smoked and it was the end so I basically got resin and death, my throat feels like the twilight vampire description of their thirst for blood
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