Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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