the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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