It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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