This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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