You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
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