I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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