I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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