She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
Mcdonalds hasn't even finished serving breakfast yet and u two are getting drunk?
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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