Plan B is the new Plan A
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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