why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
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