i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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