I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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