You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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