the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
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