dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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