So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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