too bad you live with your parents still
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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