i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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